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If at first you don't succeed...
October 14th 2005, 16:59 CEST by Gunp01nt

Lionhead’s Black & White may very well hold the title for Most Overhyped Game Ever. A remarkable contrast to the sequel, Black & White 2, which went gold late september in a relatively silent fashion. The game is to be on store shelves October 7th. That’s this Friday.

Not even Peter Molyneux would be stupid enough to ignore all the criticism surrounding the first game, and B&W 2 features a lot of improvements over its predecessor. For one thing, creature training/raising seems to play an even bigger role. The game offers you five different creatures to play, being lion, wolf, cow, ape. And tiger, but only if you buy the Collectors Edition.

I personally think this is a pretty interesting move on Lionhead’s part. Of course, it reeks of what jaded folk would refer to as ‘marketing’, and it has been done before, sort of. But extra content is most often seen in the form of new maps, weapons or enemies, or a combination thereof. Given the central role that your creature plays in B&W 2, and the fact that each creature has its own specific properties that can have a huge impact on the game, the extra creature represents a lot more than just a 3D model.

We could talk about several things here. One of them would be: what are the merits of this marketing trick as a business model, ie. completely modular games where you decide what you pay for?
Or we could talk about Black & White 2. Will it fail again, or succeed this time around? You decide. As long as we can have a focused discussion for more than three posts.
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#46 by LordDrucifer
2005-10-15 07:05:56
Yasta11@hotmail.com
Huge Wood Farmer
2005-10-14 20:48:20



Whoa, a Micheal Jackson joke? COme on, have a little self respect.

Yeah... I should have said Samuel Jackson, because he's nothing more than a monkey.

ooo racial slur.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#47 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-15 08:43:54
The Mexican food in San Diego is better than the shit they have in Arizona.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#48 by yotsuya
2005-10-15 09:50:43
Oh, fuck your mother. People in San Diego want real Mexican food, they have to drive down to TJ.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#49 by lwf
2005-10-15 10:15:53
Fuck the Mexicans.

If you ask me, she's the misogynist.
#50 by Gunp01nt
2005-10-15 13:12:14
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Installed and played several minutes of Chronicles of Riddick. I love the original menu concept. The game itself is really original, it really seems to blend adventure elements into an FPS. The gameplay is really good, sort of a quicker version of Thief with more acrobatics.

You fuck with Infogrames and you get a visit from Big Pierre, who rearranges your kneecaps with a week-old baguette.
 - Mr. Nutty
#51 by bago
2005-10-15 14:00:36
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
Ugh. Fucking Absinthe!

The need for an ever-fresh selection of euphemisms about dirty subjects has long served as an impressive engine of linguistic invention.
#52 by Neale
2005-10-15 14:30:38
neale@pimurho.co.uk www.pimurho.co.uk
As an alternative to mayonnaise?

I have a hard time accepting that anyone could achieve this miraculously high level of stupidity. - Caryn
#53 by Gunp01nt
2005-10-15 14:49:08
supersimon33@hotmail.com
Would seem to sting a lot.

You fuck with Infogrames and you get a visit from Big Pierre, who rearranges your kneecaps with a week-old baguette.
 - Mr. Nutty
#54 by Jibble
2005-10-15 16:16:03
#48 yotsuya
Oh, fuck your mother. People in San Diego want real Mexican food, they have to drive down to TJ.

Troll. Food. Stop.

Blog. SANTAK, BANKOROK, TOMATO!
220 lbs.  40 to go.
#55 by deadlock
2005-10-15 17:00:39
http://www.deadlocked.org/
gunpoint:

I think you'll enjoy Riddick. It's not without it's flaws, but it's very entertaining. I'd be interested to know if Starbreeze could pull off a similar feat with a more established license (and one that therefore carries a lot more hassle and interference from the righs-holder).

#56 by forgone
2005-10-15 17:29:28
forgoc@yahoo.com
That Ben Folds Five song Smoke is great.
#57 by Gunp01nt
2005-10-15 18:23:14
supersimon33@hotmail.com
deadlock:
I played it some more for the last 4 hours, and I'm totally hooked on it already!
Even though I had to turn the graphic quality down a few notches to get it to the point where it's sort of playable, the game looks really good and is extremely entertaining. It has the pacing of an actual action movie and original content. I did hate the sewer part where the Gollum family attacks you, and I just talked to Pope Joe and now it looks like I'm gonna have to go back down there.

But man, this is a great game.

You fuck with Infogrames and you get a visit from Big Pierre, who rearranges your kneecaps with a week-old baguette.
 - Mr. Nutty
#58 by Sgt Hulka
2005-10-15 18:26:33
The Ben Folds concert was simply amazing. He didn't play that song forgone, but plenty of other favorites.  Awesome show, highly recommended

#59 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-15 18:56:14
Oh, fuck your mother. People in San Diego want real Mexican food, they have to drive down to TJ.


I took a Mexican food appreciation class in college, I know what good Mexican food tastes like.

Also, the only reason anyone goes to TJ is so they can drink when they are underage and watch donkey shows.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#60 by Dumdeedum
2005-10-15 19:08:10
http://www.dumdeedum.com
I did hate the sewer part where the Gollum family attacks you, and I just talked to Pope Joe and now it looks like I'm gonna have to go back down there.

Yep, you've got a bunch of gollum people to kill yet, and I'm pretty sure they're infinitely spawning gollum people too.  Or at least I know I had to beat a whole bunch of them to death with my fists.

MP3 Of The Week: Koop - Waltz for Koop.mp3 (Thanks Anonymous!)
#61 by Marsh Davies
2005-10-15 19:10:25
www.verbalchilli.com
I took a Mexican food appreciation class in college

You had to learn how to like food at school? What the fuck kind of educational system do you have in San Diego? I'd like to see the method of assessment there. "You'll enjoy that chili con carne, young Nutty, or it'll be detention for you!"

#62 by deadlock
2005-10-15 19:14:52
http://www.deadlocked.org/
gunpoint:

yeah you've to face more Gollum people, but the next section is mercifully short and it's worth it for the reward.

#63 by gaggle
2005-10-15 19:30:37
Riddick, in my mind, has to be awarded some sort of Best Produced Game Of All Time award. The quality it sets right from the beginning in terms of visuals and storytelling and such are maintained throughout, the story unfolds pleasantly around you, the gameplay and environments keeps shifting to keep things reasonably fresh, and it even manages that ever-rare success of having a good and proper ending. There ain't too many games around with just a tenth of Riddick's excellence.

I don't mean to imply you have to like it of course, but I think, based on its peers and what the developers were trying to accomplish, that the game should be considered a technically excellent piece of work. Even if you don't like the genre or gameplay it has qualities The Industry™ sorely needs.

"O Avô vem salvar"
#64 by Greg
2005-10-15 20:41:42
Maybe he, you know, learned all about how they prepared it, the historical elements behind it, etc. I would figure it's more involved than going to Taco Bell and Don Pablos and writing comparative essays.

こんにちは
#65 by Jibble
2005-10-15 20:46:29
Troll. Food. How are you people not getting this?

Blog. SANTAK, BANKOROK, TOMATO!
220 lbs.  40 to go.
#66 by yotsuya
2005-10-15 21:01:39
Jibble, shut up.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#67 by forgone
2005-10-15 21:05:24
forgoc@yahoo.com
I went down to TJ once for a kidney transplant.
#68 by bago
2005-10-15 21:11:18
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
They do the take all your weapons bit a few too many times, but they make up for it in the end.

The need for an ever-fresh selection of euphemisms about dirty subjects has long served as an impressive engine of linguistic invention.
#69 by Marsh Davies
2005-10-15 21:14:57
www.verbalchilli.com
Greg - yeah, maybe! I think you might be on to something!

I think what Jibble is saying is that Mexican food is troll food, and thus that Mexicans are trolls. OMG!

#70 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-15 23:36:22
Yeah, Jibble.  Shut yo mouf!


I went down to TJ once for a kidney transplant.


What a coincidence, I once woke up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney after a bender in TJ.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#71 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2005-10-16 00:33:55
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
woah, what an even bigger coincidence

sometimes I go to TJ and steal kidneys for no reason

"The people against Bush are REALLY against Bush." - G-Man on Creole Ned
#72 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2005-10-16 00:34:46
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
WTS [used kidney] 35g PST

"The people against Bush are REALLY against Bush." - G-Man on Creole Ned
#73 by Penguinx
2005-10-16 01:43:24
If anyone comes across livers, I'm going to be needing me one of those.

The blackbird whirled in the autumn winds.
It was a small part of the pantomime.
#74 by forgone
2005-10-16 01:53:56
forgoc@yahoo.com
What a coincidence, I once woke up in a bathtub full of ice and missing a kidney after a bender in TJ.

Don't get too presumptuous.  Only top shelf body parts go in this body.
#75 by Jibble
2005-10-16 02:25:14
#66 yotsuya
Jibble, shut up.

Just trying to do what's best for the board.

Blog. SANTAK, BANKOROK, TOMATO!
220 lbs.  40 to go.
#76 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-16 03:06:51
Didn't he JUST TELL YOU to shut up?  You're cruisin' for a brusin!

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#77 by wingwalker
2005-10-16 04:50:00
Freedom of speech anyone? Going...Going...Gone for two bucks to the oppressors in the back row.
#78 by Matt Perkins
2005-10-16 04:58:01
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Freedom of speech anyone? Going...Going...Gone for two bucks to the oppressors in the back row.

I think what Jibble is getting at is that Nutty is a troll, plain and simple, for the most part.  And he's been overly effective as of late because people are feeding him a lot.  Heck, along with Nutty and one or two others, they were actually able to drive people from this board...that's hardcore troll pwned!  So, we need to go back to starving their bitch asses until they behave a bit better.

In other words, shut up!  :)

"I stand with Comrade Kwango in saying that these are bastards." - Kun Suk Tang
#79 by bago
2005-10-16 05:26:58
manga_Rando@hotmail.com
NOW IS THE TIME ON SPROCKETS WHEN WE DANCE!

The need for an ever-fresh selection of euphemisms about dirty subjects has long served as an impressive engine of linguistic invention.
#80 by LPMiller
2005-10-16 05:40:42
lpmiller@gotapex.com http://www.gotapex.com
whereas bago is just posting to a planetcrap in another quantum reality.

"Testiculos habet et bene pendentes" — "He has testicles, and they dangle nicely."
#81 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-16 05:58:16

Heck, along with Nutty and one or two others, they were actually able to drive people from this board...that's hardcore troll pwned!


One or two others? I don't think so, buddy.  I did it all by myself.  WITH MY SUPER TROLL SKILLS.  I AM THE BEST TROLL EVER.

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#82 by LordDrucifer
2005-10-16 06:12:51
Yasta11@hotmail.com
Ressurect the troll awards.

Russurect the The Electric Spanking of War Babies.

Slack ass, slap face, slack rope, and slap Bass. Fold in a cup of cocaine. Now you have Drucifer's Quintessence.
#83 by yotsuya
2005-10-16 06:37:02
Just trying to do what's best for the board.

Of course he's trolling, but it's been a slow post month. Besides, he's been a troll ever since he let fly with the Nutty Charms (which, come to think of it, was probably a few months before you showed up). Does it really matter?

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#84 by McBain
2005-10-16 07:19:03
I watched "Layer Cake" and liked it far more than I expected to, and more than the movie deserved really.  It was just fantastic pulp crime junk with British accents and I loved every minute of it.

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#85 by Dumdeedum
2005-10-16 07:44:59
http://www.dumdeedum.com
Now the question is, do you think he'll make a good Bond?

MP3 Of The Week: Koop - Waltz for Koop.mp3 (Thanks Anonymous!)
#86 by m0nty
2005-10-16 07:55:46
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
LordDrucifer (#82):
Ressurect the troll awards.

Dude, they're not dead. Early tips for the 2005 TOTY include Jeet, ablaha and Jibble.
#87 by yotsuya
2005-10-16 09:33:30
Nutty's wrapped up 2005, and it's only October.

"It's only make-believe until it becomes flim-flam."
#88 by Gunp01nt
2005-10-16 13:25:26
supersimon33@hotmail.com
#83 yotsuya
Just trying to do what's best for the board.

Of course he's trolling, but it's been a slow post month. Besides, he's been a troll ever since he let fly with the Nutty Charms (which, come to think of it, was probably a few months before you showed up). Does it really matter?


Actually, Nutty's been active on Planetcrap for a longer time. See here, note the e-mail address. Like most of our trolls, Nutty has a particular obsession with Planetcrap. Meeting Crappers in Vegas was probably more of a research study on possible trolling vectors for him.

You fuck with Infogrames and you get a visit from Big Pierre, who rearranges your kneecaps with a week-old baguette.
 - Mr. Nutty
#89 by DEATH KILLER INTERNATIONAL (INTERGALACTIC DIVISION
2005-10-16 19:28:58
deathkillerint@hotmail.com
WTS [used kidney] 20g PST

"The people against Bush are REALLY against Bush." - G-Man on Creole Ned
#90 by Gunp01nt
2005-10-16 20:17:13
supersimon33@hotmail.com
I'll trade ya for a sense of humor.

You fuck with Infogrames and you get a visit from Big Pierre, who rearranges your kneecaps with a week-old baguette.
 - Mr. Nutty
#91 by m0nty
2005-10-16 20:35:55
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Zing!
#92 by McBain
2005-10-16 22:04:39
Now the question is, do you think he'll make a good Bond?

I think so.

Kid: Because you went to the bathroom on mommy's dishes?
Willie: What the fuck? No!
#93 by Sgt Hulka
2005-10-16 23:18:56
At least it'll be a Bond film based on one of the books unlike the last few pieces of Hollywood Bond.

#94 by Mister Nutty
2005-10-17 00:05:39
Gotta agree with yot, et al.  I'm troll of the year for shizzle.  Now gimmie my award!

YHBT. YHL. HAND
#95 by Marsh Davies
2005-10-17 00:06:27
www.verbalchilli.com
The question is really whether Bond will be good enough for Daniel Craig, to be honest. I know they have promised to take the franchise in a more down-to-earth spy thriller direction, without gadgets or Q or the flashy cars etc... Daniel Craig would be good at that, portraying Bond as he was in the books: a charming callous monster in a tuxedo... but I'm sceptical whether they'll be able to turn down the product placement and cheese and flamboyance that has marred the series. If they get a good script, then I have no doubt that Craig will be an awesome Bond, but if they try to crowbar him into a half-arsed attempt to breed Bond with Borne then it's just going to be a mess.

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