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Second Annual PlanetCrap Troll Of The Year Awards
December 7th 2004, 02:48 CET by m0nty

It's that time of the year again, where we reward those valiant souls who amused, annoyed and entertained us during the year with their attempts at goading us into giving them undeserved attention. And before you ask, yes you are ALL nominated.

You are all asked to declare a winner in any of the following categories. The 2003 inaugural winners are listed in brackets after each category (judged solely by m0nty since none of you rat bastards bothered to debate it last time). Those categories in the PlanetCrap Division must have happened on planetcrap.com, but others may have occured outside the site. Nominations may be made for specific instances, or for individuals or groups for a sustained effort over 2004.

FOREIGN DIVISION
Most Effective Vapourware Announcement (dolomite/lexx for Doom for Columbine)
Most Infuriating Forum Post By A Developer (George Broussard)
Best Troll By A Publisher Executive (Scott Miller)
Best Troll In A Blog (Greg Costikyan)

PLANETCRAP DIVISION
PlanetCrap's Worst Attempt At A Troll (Sister Love)
PlanetCrap's Least Comprehensible Troll (Ryslin)
PlanetCrap's Most Literate Troll (jafd)
PlanetCrap's Best Multiclass Troll [e.g. Dev/Troll, Journo/Troll] (Warren Marshall)
PlanetCrap's Most Rabid Fanboi (Charles)
PlanetCrap's Best User of Cliches To Deflect Trolls (Warren Marshall)
PlanetCrap's Best Cliche-spawning Troll (Bailey)
PlanetCrap's Most Predictable Troll (The_Joker)
PlanetCrap's Most Imaginative Troll (Bailey)
PlanetCrap's Best Use Of Technical Jargon In A Troll (G-Man)
PlanetCrap's Best Political Correctness Troll (Caryn)
Best Troll In A PlanetCrap Topic (m0nty)
PlanetCrap's Most Witty Troll (Bailey)
PlanetCrap's Most Convincing Conversion From Troll To Human (Your Friend)
PlanetCrap's Best New Troll (dolomite/lexx)
PlanetCrap's Trolling Lifetime Achievement Award (Chella Kline)
PlanetCrap's Best Single Troll Post (dolomite/lexx)
PlanetCrap's Best Troll (jafd)
C O M M E N T S
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#42 by Chunkstyle
2004-12-07 06:03:46
(Hugin's run for most politically correct was held down by The Man)

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#43 by Duality
2004-12-07 06:09:33
Dualipuff@yahoo.com http://stratoscape.ath.cx/
I thought it was held down by The Woman.

I vote Duality as TOTY.
-Wudi
#44 by yotsuya
2004-12-07 06:09:39
I figure $10 per person. Not too much, but still enough to get a paperback, put towards a game, CD, DVD, or 10 copies of Daikatana. I'd leave it up to each person to decide what they want to give.

Just a thought. I think it'd be fun.

"yot's a religious nut that really truly actually believes in a physical heaven with a graybearded man on a throne with an individual master plan for all of us and a Make A Mountain clay kit nearby"- gaggle
#45 by Charles
2004-12-07 06:14:51
www.bluh.org
so what did I win last year for

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#46 by Leslie Nassar
2004-12-07 06:18:16
http://departmentofinternets.com
ennui

My favorite band sucks.
#47 by m0nty
2004-12-07 06:26:24
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Charles, you won last year's Rabid Fanboi TOTY for your slobbering admiration of DX2 in the face of all evidence of its suckitude.
#48 by Matt Perkins
2004-12-07 06:31:24
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
I also feel LP should win an award...of some sort, for something.


And what about me, I'm the best damn...something or other...!

"She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
#49 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 06:36:47
Hardware tease?

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#50 by Matt Perkins
2004-12-07 06:55:03
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
That's a good one.  Though I hear he puts out from time to time...

"She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
#51 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 07:06:20
Let me Jibble myself by stating that the new UAC is up.

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#52 by Mank
2004-12-07 07:10:12
~1 month and several threads with no posts from jafd. This is PlanetCrap correct?

hiatus <--overrated
#53 by Shadarr
2004-12-07 08:01:06
shadarr@yahoo.com http://digital-luddite.com
The comic isn't very good today, so you should probably skip straight to the newspost.

Time for your holiday mouthraping
#54 by hangedmanAG
2004-12-07 08:37:01
www.livejournal.com/users/hangedman_ag/
I think that - if m0nty insist on individual awards - they should be changed or removed.  Caryn is not the most politically correct person here, she's just the least offensive.  Nobody on the 'Crap really gives a good goddamn about being politically correct.  There probably should be the most politically incorrect troll award, which I would give to Joker (though, lord knows, Wudi tries)

Also, the award should be the Least Convincing Conversion From Troll To Human and given to Gman and, instead of the Trolling Lifetime Achievement Award, we should just make a hall of fame and I would nominate DKI.

S'right
#55 by Squeaky
2004-12-07 08:46:06
No love for the favicon?

When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. - God
I'm catching up to Ergo!
#56 by G-Man
2004-12-07 09:03:19
Bossiest troll: hangedmanAG
#57 by Ergo
2004-12-07 09:09:14
Oh, SNAP!

Mac OSX--UNIX For Girls (tm)
DVDs
#58 by Marsh Davies
2004-12-07 12:10:10
www.verbalchilli.com
Too many categories.

#59 by Eyegore
2004-12-07 12:47:31
http://home.cfl.rr.com/eyegore/gallery.htm
If everyone in the secret santa pool is going to buy a $10 gift certificate for someone else, what's the suprise?  Wondering if you'll be shopping at EB or McDonalds?  Why not just take $10 out of your wallet and stick it to your forehead cutting out the middleman?
#60 by Dan
2004-12-07 13:20:16
dan@froglord.com
Where's the DKI love?
#61 by Funkdrunk
2004-12-07 13:32:46
jflavius@bellatlantic.net
Was my story about my dentist the inspiration for today's UAC?

Funk

-- I never chipped a tooth to see her, but I've thought about it.....

and like a nerd I'll make you say he's superb.
#62 by Sgt Hulka
2004-12-07 13:53:02
what does UAC mean?  Not the comic, but the letters UAC.

100% Hulka Post - Now with Lemon Scent!
#63 by Jibble
2004-12-07 13:57:48
New UAC.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#64 by Jibble
2004-12-07 14:01:51
#51 Penguinx
Let me Jibble myself by stating that the new UAC is up.

Yay!  Thank you Pengu.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#65 by Jibble
2004-12-07 14:03:31
#61 Funkdrunk
Was my story about my dentist the inspiration for today's UAC?

Resemblance to any person or persons, real or imagined, is entirely coincidental and non-sueable.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#66 by m0nty
2004-12-07 14:21:21
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
I still see no favicon for UAC, fucknuckles.
#67 by Jibble
2004-12-07 14:59:44
#66 m0nty
I still see no favicon for UAC, fucknuckles.

I didn't bother saving the link yesterday because I figured Penguin would put it in some obvious place on the UAC server.  Also, we don't give in to the demands of bearded Australians.

Link the icon, and I'll put it up today.  If not, consider this your last chance ever.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#68 by Trolly McTroll
2004-12-07 14:59:47
I vote for Jibble

I'll play it if Squeaky pays for my subscription. - Marsh Davies
#69 by Jibble
2004-12-07 15:00:05
I appreciate your vote.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#70 by Jibble
2004-12-07 15:00:35
Why, I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate!

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#71 by m0nty
2004-12-07 15:02:41
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Link to the UAC favicon.
#72 by Jibble
2004-12-07 15:03:09
I dunno, I'm feeling a little lazy today.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#73 by Jibble
2004-12-07 15:11:51
Favicon installed.  Crazy beard man crisis averted.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#74 by m0nty
2004-12-07 15:46:03
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
WOOT
#75 by Caryn
2004-12-07 15:49:44
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
#54 hangedmanAG
Caryn is not the most politically correct person here, she's just the least offensive.

I now have my goal for next year's troll awards!

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#76 by Chunkstyle
2004-12-07 15:51:26
Good luck with that.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#77 by Caryn
2004-12-07 15:52:11
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
I agree with Matt that he should get some kind of troll award as well. He is our resident beloved hippie, after all.

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#78 by Chunkstyle
2004-12-07 15:54:12
That makes him more of a troll target than a troll.

Game Developers: Don't forget the zombie monkeys.
#79 by m0nty
2004-12-07 15:54:17
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
wzrd gets nothing.
#80 by Caryn
2004-12-07 15:57:54
carynlaw@pacbell.net http://www.hellchick.net
#78 Chunkstyle
That makes him more of a troll target than a troll.

Well, there you go! Best Troll Target of the Year. Also I think he should get Best Descent Into Trolldom award, because this year he went from loving us all to being kinda cranky all the time. (I say that with love in my heart, Matt.)

Spiritual life can be regarded as a course of gradual recovery from the addiction to the peculiar type of awareness that splits everything into subject and object. - George Feuerstein
#81 by m0nty
2004-12-07 15:59:33
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Oi! No extra awards, there's too many already.
#82 by Charles
2004-12-07 16:00:07
www.bluh.org
Charles, you won last year's Rabid Fanboi TOTY for your slobbering admiration of DX2 in the face of all evidence of its suckitude.


PFFFFFT.  I wasn't the only one who enjoyed it.  And there was no 'slobbering admiration'.  Considering most of its 'suckitude' as professed by most people were ridiculously superficial things, I feel I did no wrong.

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#83 by Charles
2004-12-07 16:01:27
www.bluh.org
Also, re:  New UAC:  Rhetorical.

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-SO-LONG-FUCKER!
#84 by m0nty
2004-12-07 16:03:03
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Who said you did anything wrong? A winnar is you!
#85 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 16:34:29
#73
Jibble


Favicon installed.  Crazy beard man crisis averted.


That was funny.#83

Charles


Also, re:  New UAC:  Rhetorical.


I thought so. I assumed that I was wrong since none of the others caught it and my domain is the art anyway.

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#86 by Matt Perkins
2004-12-07 16:35:58
wizardque@yahoo.com http://whatwouldmattdo.com/
Well, there you go! Best Troll Target of the Year. Also I think he should get Best Descent Into Trolldom award, because this year he went from loving us all to being kinda cranky all the time. (I say that with love in my heart, Matt.)

It's true.  I have no idea why.  I guess have less patience with the same retarded arguments.

That doesn't mean I don't still love you all, I do.  I'm cranky because I care.


*Matt also mentions something about the pot and the kettle...with love.*  :D

"She told me to tell you to quit being such an anal-retentive pussy."- Ergo
#87 by m0nty
2004-12-07 16:39:22
http://tinfinger.blogspot.com
Crazy Beard Man Crisis sounds like a manga waiting to happen.
#88 by Penguinx
2004-12-07 16:43:39
CBMC could also be  a logical step forward for the popular Time Crisis series of gun games!

Mr. Glover would like to wish you a happy holiday.
#89 by Jibble
2004-12-07 16:44:15
I hereby declare Crazy Beard Man Crisis a trademark of UAC Comics.  Now it's in stone.  Can't steal it now.

Bitches.

Well it beats going to the video store to rent the latest hardcore releases twice a week. - G-Man
#90 by UncleJeet
2004-12-07 17:00:54
I'm confused.

#91 by UncleJeet
2004-12-07 17:04:27
Also, why haven't I seen anything about this until now?

It certainly would explain why parts two and three sucked so much ass in comparison to the first one, but I'm curious as to what her ties to The Terminator are, since Harlan Ellison already sucessfully sued the pants off Cameron for stealing it.

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